Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
tv show

55 total episodes
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3 seasons
First Aired September 12, 2004
Overview
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Season 1 - Episode 5 - 0h 25m
Air Date
October 10, 2004
Overview
Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.
Guest Stars
Daran Norris
as
Gordy
Rob Pinkston
as
Coconut Head
Alex Black
as
Seth Powers
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Brooke Marie Bridges
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Claire Sawyer
Christian Serratos
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Suzie Crabgrass
Rachel Sibner
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Lisa Zemo
Kendre Berry
as
Backpack Boy
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Kim Sava
as
Ms. Dirga
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Marquise c. Brown
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Chandra Taylor
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Jennifer Tedmori
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Doris Trembly
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Tira Provost
as
Martika
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Vivien Straus
as
Marla, the Zoo Keeper